Hi, I'm chickenbutt. I'm 19 and I like things. This is my personal blog where I rebloob things that annoy and interest me.
The internal monologue that goes on whenever I cave to junk food.
maybe my body is a temple that needs a daily sacrifice of tater chips and soda
Red Velvet ice cream on a chocolate cone
i am so turned on right now.
Tag your porn
-convulses and salivates- SHOOT ME OR FEED ME OR BOTH
You can’t go posting this food porn and then not tell us where to get it! >.<
McCoy and Spock pushes all my “opposite personalities bicker and snark and work together (albeit grudgingly) because cooperating despite differences is what goddam adults do and then they end up forming a strong bond based on mutual respect” buttons
Prince Gumball’s path to the throne was brutal. Fionna wasn’t around during the Sugar Wars; Gumball distracts her by acting super bland and wearing disco pants.
Marshall Lee knows the truth, but as Chaotic Neutral, he just can’t bring himself to give a shit.
ETA: Nhyworks just gave me the amazing pun ‘Game of Scones.’ Brb dying ok.
when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
God I love dagged sleeves. Almost as much as I love slashed ones. I just want to dag and slash everything I can get my hands on.
I’ve wanted Maleficent to be the first villain in the series for a while now, ever since I made the mental leap between Maleficent’s horns and 15th century horned hennins. The time period works out pretty well, actually, since I wanted her to look a little more dated than Aurora’s 1480’s getup- both houppelandes and horned hennins were all the rage during the early- to mid-1400’s, and they make for pretty good analogues to her official costuming. Sexy stuff.
This proves more than any of the previous pieces that these are adaptations, not improvements. I mean, look at the original Maleficent design- how does one improve on PERFECTION